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Ten Commandments of Four-Wheeling

Thou shalt not dismantle Jeep engines in thy living room.

Thou shalt not pirate parts from thy family car for use on Jeep.

Thou shalt not park thy Jeep in the garage and let thy family car sit out.

Thou shalt not covet they Jeep and forsake thy wife and children.

Thou shalt stay home at least once a year to mow the lawn.

Thou shalt not take strange beautiful girls on moonlight trips (unless they are married to you).

Thou shalt not steal thy wife's black lace undies to use for oil rags when thou breakest down.

Thou shalt not look at new vehicles until thou hast made at least one payment on thine own.

Thou shalt not use thy grocery money to repair thy Jeep.

Compliments Colorado Association of Four-Wheel Drive Clubs Inc., 6854 Nelson
Street, Arvada Colorado 80002.

NOTE - This was printed in 1973 and the address shown above may be quite out
of date. This was re-typed by Roy J. Lamkin